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BloggingOctober 7, 2005 4:15 pm

Ken Clarke is articulate and well-presented and his attractiveness to the floating voter is undeniable. He’ll make a great Party leader - for Labour.

For conservatives he’s totally unsuitable. He seems to have little sympathy with freedom from the state and, of course, is a strong advocate for Britain’s absorption into the EU Superstate. Don’t believe him when he says Europe is a non-issue. Each and every second of every minute of every hour we live our lives in the shadow of that foreign institution’s power. It makes many of our laws and will continue to make many more of them. Where British law - the law made by us for us - contradicts the EU State’s laws then one has to go - and it’s always ours.

So whoever wins the Conservative Party leadership contest we do not want it to be Ken Clarke. To emphasise the point, EU Serf has set up a blog called Anyone But Ken.

Visit regularly….

BloggingSeptember 14, 2005 5:11 pm

Due to large amounts of spam heading my way I am forced to moderate initial comments.

If you have never commented before your first post will need moderating by me. All subsequent posts by you will reach the comments section unmolested.

I apologise for this. I value highly comments made and am reluctant to be a hindrance to new arrivals who wish to agree with, criticise or otherwise remark on anything said on this blog.

I’m hoping though that the short wait to have your first comment posted is preferable to having to wade through comments sections full of adverts for poker sites, viagra and naughty schoolgirls - who should, in my opinion, actually be at school and not plying their wares in a respectable blog…

Blogging 12:35 pm

A brief wander around the blogosphere today…

Gaffa’s blog is new and looks good - although I’m giving him a hard time in his post about Ken Clarke.

Blognor Regis does an interesting review of the old British movie, the Blue Lamp, featuring location stills from the film that depict late 50s England.

I ‘ve heard of House of Dumb but never actually visited. Put that right today and glad I did. A number of entertainingly well-written rants about… well, lots of things actually.

Driverchris pokes fun at the silliness of objecting to the misuse of shackles and handcuffs by protesting outside the gates of the manufacturers…

A Tangled Web is a fast and furious read… Fasten your seat-belts first. Almost everything on that blog is worth reading - and the comments can be a bit of a riot too.

BloggingSeptember 7, 2005 12:23 pm

spamBit of a spam problem at the moment.

Have changed settings so that, if you’ve never posted before, your comments will need approving first. Once you are approved then your future comments will publish without me having to approve.

Sorry about this. I will check my approvals queue every 15 minutes or so which will hopefully mean comments will be posted fairly quickly.

Thanks…

BloggingAugust 24, 2005 10:38 pm

Blogsome, which hosts my blog, was obviously feeling a bit poorly today. I think access was impossible for most of the afternoon. I realise not being able to get a regular dose of Gary-love must be quite distressing to my legion of fans. I apologise to both of you.

If you own a Blogsome blog the key to sorting this problem out is this: go into one of your posts, open it for edit, then save it. (You don’t actually have to change it). This clears the problem although it may well recur. You’ll just have to keep an eye on it.

Now you might be wondering how on earth you’re going to be able to edit a post when you can’t get into your blog in the first place. Here’s the answer: next time you edit a post copy the url of the opened post. Email it to yourself (or save it in favourites). That way you can go directly into edit mode.

BloggingAugust 18, 2005 6:45 am

When you’ve run out of things to say, steal from others. It’s the sincerest form of flattery - honest.

David Vance at A Tangled Web wants to why, if the west is under attack from the jihadists for their actions in the middle east, Bangladesh was treated to over 300 bomb explosions today.

Last time I checked Bangladesh wasn’t exactly spearheading the action in Iraq. I’ve not seen too many Bangladeshi troops fighting their way into Baghdad. Nor has Bangladesh been a good friend to either the US or Israel. It appears that the primary reason for this massive blitzkrieg across Bangladesh is because the Islamofascists want to kill and bomb their way into power everywhere.

He’s also go the hump over the shooting of Mr Menezes and the gulf that lies between the initial explanations for the event and the gradually emerging truth. Either the Police Commissioner is incompetent or the media are. Somebody, he says, needs to resign over this.

DE’s latest post picks a small hole in the neocon idea that if one decide’s a country’s political system is bad for its people then you can just crash in and remove it:

I kept hearing the argument for the invasion of Iraq (before W.M.D. became the vogue) was that the Iraqi people were “prisoners” of Saddam Hussein, and needed to be “liberated”. In short it was not a democracy, and members of the free world were required to convert it into one.

I don’t know exactly what DE’s views are on the Iraq war but I am very uncomfortable with the idea that you can force an evolved system - democracy - on a tribally-based country that was, it seems, more or less randomly selected for the purpose as an example to anybody even thinking of crossing the US. I have a lot of time for America - and Americans - but I believe the thinking behind this war was faulty.

Frank O’Dwyer is convinced our liberties are about to be removed by an authoritarian Labour government. I hope he’s wrong but I know he might not be. He quotes no less an authority than Herman Goering on the methods of affecting that removal. And ol’ Herman ought to know:

“Of course the people don’t want war. But after all, it’s the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it’s a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.”

Bishop Hill quotes the CBI’s Digby Jones saying we - the British - need to learn foreign languages in order to be successful in business. On no we don’t, says the Bishop:

Why on earth must the people employed by British businesses be British? If you run a business and want someone to speak to your French customers get a Frenchman.

Thersites has a long post about the motivation of suicide bombers. These aren’t random acts carried out by seething hateful nutters, he concludes. A summary made up of quotes from his post:

The vast majority of suicide terrorist attacks are not isolated or random acts by individual fanatics but, rather, occur in clusters as part of a larger campaign by an organized group to achieve a specific political goal.

In general, suicide terrorist campaigns seek to achieve specific territorial goals, most often the withdrawal of the target state’s military forces from what the terrorists see as national homeland.

During the past 20 years, suicide terrorism has been steadily rising because terrorists have learned that it pays.

The most promising way to contain suicide terrorism is to reduce terrorists’ confidence in their ability to carry out such attacks on the target society. States that face persistent suicide terrorism should recognize that neither offensive military action nor concessions alone are likely to do much good and should invest significant resources in border defenses and other means of homeland security.

It’s worth reading the whole thing.

Dumb Brit has had enough of the Church of England’s fannying about over gay clergy and whether or not they ought to be, ahem, getting it on within their gay partnerships.

…the Church has decided, once again, to betray its members, its doctrine, and its history (not to mention all the martyrs it’s betraying).

So he’s leaving the C of E. I always wondered how the C of E squared the godliness of marriage with its decision some years ago to not regard non-married, cohabitating couples as living in sin. I find religious pandering to the latest fads contemptible, to be honest. Sincere Christians can surely only take so much. Brit’s evidently taken enough. Well done Church of England - you’re doing a better job to put people off religion than us atheists ever could.

At Once More, the EU Serf makes the important distinction between a multi-cultural society and a multi-ethnic one.

Multiculturalism means making no judgements about another’s chosen way of life. At its worst it means accepting Polygamy, Female Circumcision, Forced Marriage and a host of other wonderful ideas, from cultures whose value is apparently equal to our own.

The fact that we have a significant number of immigrants who plain don’t understand our way of life is down to Multiculturalism, not a Multi-ethnic population. A multi-ethnic society can celebrate Britishness, a multicultural one cannot.

The Serf has his own blog here in which he exposes the rotteness of the European Union.

A non-political blog I look at has this about human behaviour:

You are not random. Never have been, never will be.

You think you have been random, have done things for no rhyme or reason but you haven’t. Nothing is uncaused.

Everything a human does is done for a reason, to achieve a goal, to secure an aim. Sometimes what we do seems anything but beneficial but there is a reason, a useful intention, behind all actions. Even the worst.

There are a few interesting ideas on this site about people and why we’re the way we are. I just hope the owner updates a little more regularly that s/he has been doing so far.

Finally, on a lighter note Driverchris’ Caption Competition gave me a real belly laugh. Read the comments too…

BloggingAugust 12, 2005 1:19 pm

Do you blog?

Isn’t it soul-destroying? I mean, when I blog I often wonder if what I write is worth reading, whether my jokes are even remotely funny (what do you mean - what jokes?) whether I’m making any worthwhile point at all… The number of posts I’ve started but then abandoned I don’t even want to think about.

And it’s not just when I’m blogging that I feel bad about what I’m doing. When I’m not blogging I feel even worse because when I’m not blogging I feel I ought to be. And I cannot read a newspaper, hear a conversation, watch a tv programme or read a book without assessing it for blogability - that is, is there a post I could write from all this?

I’m flying to the US tomorrow for a week and I’m dreading my blog being unattended. It’s that picture of a regular reader coming to my page, realising I haven’t posted for the third day in a row and so removing me from his or her favourites list that really does it for me.

Isn’t this absurd? After all, nobody told me to create this blog and I’m certainly not earning my living from it so what’s the worry?

If you have a blog you might know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t then get one. I don’t see why you should be free of this misery.

In the meantime, I’m relieved to see that all my blog depression symptoms are well-recognised in the blogosphere. I read this ‘public service’ pamphlet and instantly recognised myself.

You might too….

(How did I do? Was that an interesting enough post? Will you come back again tomorrow? Please??)

BloggingAugust 3, 2005 11:05 am

An American soldier has been punished for posting classified information on his web log.

Leonard Clark, 40, was demoted from specialist to private first class and fined $1,640, said Col. Bill Buckner, a spokesman for the Multi-National Corps-Iraq.

Soldiers in Iraq are allowed to maintain blogs or Web sites but cannot post information about Army operations or movements. They also are barred from posting information about the death of a soldier whose family hasn’t yet been notified.

You can see his blog here.

BloggingAugust 2, 2005 9:21 pm

When you click on ‘Comments’ instead of seeing the comments left by readers you’re seeing a repeat of the post itself.

Solution: edit a comment (add a full-stop or something simple) then save. Your comments facility should work properly.

To edit a comment: Log In -> Manage -> Comments -> (Choose a comment to edit) click on ‘Edit Comment’ -> Make change -> Save.

Blogging 7:08 am

Blogsome, the hosts for this blog, were experiencing some technical difficulties yesterday and today making it impossible to get into this blog.

This means my legion of fans would have been unable to get their fix of Gary Garbage. To overcome the trauma I have set up a health line and counselling services - you’re both welcome to make full use of them.

In the meantime, normal service now resumes.

Now that is cause for trauma…

(If you’re a blogsome user and can’t access your blog the fix is simple. Go to http://blogname.blogsome.com/wp-admin/ (substituting ‘blogname’ for your blog’s name), then edit a post and save. Your blog should now work.)

Blogging, NewsJuly 26, 2005 5:26 pm

Thanks to Samizdata

The UK blogosphere has been following this story for a while. It concerns The Guardian’s employment of a trainee journalist Dilpazier Aslam - a member of Hizb ut-Tahrir, an extremist Muslim organisation banned all over the world (except in Labour’s Britain, of course).

The Guardian isn’t taking things very well. Under the headline Aslam targeted by bloggers the paper is quite obviously very irritated by us bloggers and doesn’t seem minded to disguise the fact.

First of all, it seems to blame right-wing (right-wing being the Guardian/BBC blanket phrase to imply all sorts of nasty attributes for people who don’t think in the way they do) US bloggers for the campaign against their man and then quotes some of the sillier things some of these bloggers have said (some nonsense about ’send me his head’).

The Guardian lays into the chap who is generally (I think) credited with actually being the source of this story:

Scott Burgess, a blogger from New Orleans who recently moved to London, spends his time indoors posting repeated attacks on the Guardian for its stance on the environment, its columnists such as Polly Toynbee, and its recent intervention in the US presidential election campaign.

He pitched into Mr Aslam, who as it happened, beat him to the traineeship on the Guardian. Googling the 27-year-old Muslim’s name, Mr Burgess picked up some articles the journalist had openly written in the past for Hizb ut-Tahrir websites and denounced him on his blogspot, The Daily Ablution, saying: “He is on record supporting a world-dominant Islamic state.”

While snarling at the blogosphere for their impertinence….

Mr Burgess fished out a website article written by Mr Aslam before September 11 for Hizb ut-Tahrir. He quoted one line: “Establishment of Khilafah [the worldwide Islamic caliphate] is our only solution, to fight fire with fire, the state of Israel versus the Khilafah state.”

… The Guardian also quoted the blogosphere in its own defence:

A fellow blogger, Dsquared, promptly accused him of using quotes out of context. “It is more than four years old, written when the author was a teenager, before 9/11 and during a really nasty episode early in the intifada. How many people posting on this blog would like to have their teenage scribblings used as an assessment of their politics as an adult?

“The way you’ve used these excerpts is a bit spintastic and if this is the worst you can dig up, I don’t think the Guardian can be blamed for not rumbling him.”

Then the poor hack (there’s no name given for this article’s writer) takes a snotty swipe at a few others - and not just bloggers either but fellow ‘proper’ journalists:

Perhaps the most extreme blog was posted by “dreadpundit”, a right-wing New Yorker using the name “Bluto”. He wrote: “Okay, Dilpazier, I’ve decided to bow to your ‘logic’ - sauce for the goose and all that. That’s why I’m issuing a secular fatwah and asking for some loyal Briton to saw off your head and ship it to me (use Fed-Ex, please, so I can get a morning delivery, and do remember the dry ice, also, a videotape of the “execution”).”

In the Independent on Sunday, Shiv Malik, also briefly a Guardian intern, accused the hapless Aslam of mounting “a sting by Hizb ut-Tahrir to infiltrate the mainstream media”.

And in the tabloid Sun, their attack-dog columnist, Richard Littlejohn, took the opportunity to claim: “A Guardian journalist has been unmasked as an Islamist extremist”.

The Guardian regains some - but only some - composure in the end:

The episode was a striking illustration of the way that blogs and bloggers can heat up the temperature and seek to settle scores - as well as raise legitimate concerns about journalism and transparency - when something awful happens in the streets of London.

Ah. It’s nice to see the ordinary working-class joes of this world giving it large-scale to big corporate interests.

And that’s a line I could have stolen from The Guardian itself…

BloggingJuly 9, 2005 1:11 pm

This blog of mine is only a couple of weeks old. Up until the middle of this week my record number of hits in any one day was 37. Yesterday I got 96 hits and today, at just after 2pm, I have had 76. So yesterday’s record of 96 is going to be breached by about tea-time…

I’d like to think this is due to the fact that I write such an outstanding blog that people are reading it and then phoning their relatives to tell them all about this great new blog on the block and that they should stop whatever they’re currently doing and take a look..

But I actually assume that, after the London bombing people would rather read about it via on-line blogs rather than the main stream media (MSM). Which, if I’m correct, is quite something. I wonder if the MSM is concerned…?

Bloggers: are you experiencing increased traffic? Leave a comment if you have a moment…

Readers: do you prefer blog news to mainstream news?

BloggingJune 26, 2005 7:15 pm

I’ve had a short and not exactly illustrious blogging career. In March this year I created my first ever blog -called ‘A Very British Insurgency’ - whose basic idea was to let rip at the various evils of Blairite rule and expose the man for the charlatan and criminal I believe he is. The blog amounted to one long, intense rant which attracted, at its height, about 80 readers a day and some kind commentary from people whose own blogging efforts were vastly superior to mine.

I was invited to contribute posts to another blog called ‘Once More’ - a rather more sophisticated ponder on the state of conservitism - the political ideology - and the Conservative Party itself. If you’re politically minded then I recommend it.

Now I have this one and have decided to lay A Very British Insurgency to rest. It was a single issue blog which was both its strength and its weakness. It was a strength because it was highly focussed and, in that its aim was to expose the inadequacies of this government, there was no shortage of material.

But it was a weakness also because posts to the blog required some research (yes, I do have a passing acquaintance with accuracy!) and because it meant that I couldn’t blog on some of the many other areas that tickle my fancy from time to time. Sometimes, it’s nice to write something lightweight, humorous or just a little unusual.

This new blog has a different remit. It’s not a single-issue site and can cover a wider variety of areas. And this means therefore that I have a variety of ways now in which to bore the life out of the unfortunates that stumble onto it…