Like some sun-baked third-world country hampered by international debt and home-grown corruption England limps into another water-shortage with the first phases of water restrictions - the traditional hosepipe ban - being widely discussed.

South East Water is the third company already to actually enforce a hose-pipe ban and will probably not be the last. Thames Water may be banning sprinklers.

From The Telegraph:

Despite the mixed weather of the past few weeks, there has been a hidden drought since November. Rainfall has been below average for eight months, making it the fourth driest period since records began in 1892.

The problem is worst in the densely populated South and East, where rivers are at half their normal height for the time of year.

Thames Valley, which supplies eight million people, said a ban by early August was “a distinct possibility”.

Well, now. Is it the ‘hidden drought’ or the increased numbers of people living in England’s south-east and south-west regions?

The 2001 census suggests this may be a contributing factor. Regarding population change the census reveals:

Compared to 1981, the biggest increases were found, not surprisingly, in South East England (+10.4%) and South-West England (12.5%) and East England (+11.0%), whilst the North East (-4.6%) and the North-West (-3.0%) have seen a decline in population.

A spokesman for WaterVoice, the consumer watchdog, hinted at the problems of population growth in these areas:

“But if this sort of thing [hosepipe and sprinkler] is happening now, what will happen when we have 1.1 million more households in the South East? It is an alarm bell for the water industry and regulator, who need to look at the long-term position.”

Hmm. Or government could realise that population needs a certain amount of managing and act to spread ours out a bit. It can be done: relocate some government departments, offer tax benefits to companies setting up in areas of lower population density and so on.

One theory as to why the government doesn’t tackle this issue is as follows: most of England’s Conservative Party voters are in the south-east. Better that the area soak up as many such voters as possible in as small an area as possible and leave the rest of the country open for Labour to win. Spreading some of the excess Conservative votes across England might tip the balance in a few key marginals. And Blair wouldn’t want that…